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Helmut, it's like the Trabant joke:
Why is a Trabant called a Trabi?
If it were any faster, it would be called a Galoppi!

That joke is only funny to German speakers who understand the play on words (and who know what a Trabant is) :)

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I know, I know, I only was joking ;)
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I though of this one on my own.
the comedian wrote:Why is the NXT so captivating to the mind?
the audience wrote:I don't know, why?
the comedian wrote:Because it has a... MATRIX display! Bob bom CCCCCHHHHHH.
the audience wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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haydenstudios wrote:I though of this one on my own.
the comedian wrote:Why is the NXT so captivating to the mind?
'Cause if you miss the giant freak storm in your backyard, you're obviously playing with your Mindstorms kit.
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muntoo wrote:
haydenstudios wrote:I though of this one on my own.
the comedian wrote:Why is the NXT so captivating to the mind?
'Cause if you miss the giant freak storm in your backyard, you're obviously playing with your Mindstorms kit.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, man that is so much funnier than my version, I just a few minutes ago (EDIT: Just a few minutes before posting this that is :) ) bursted out lauging in my family room, and caught my sister's interest :lol: . I also think that I had thought of another LEGO MINDSTORMS joke, but I can't remember it.
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Re: [Jokes] Mindstorms Jokes

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Why couldn't the Mindstorm cross the road?
Because the brick was on the other side.


This joke soo corny but i just thought of it so...
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novicesmml wrote:Why couldn't the Mindstorm cross the road?
Because the brick was on the other side.
That's funny (as in "XKCD funny", not "normal person funny"). :)

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Q: How many NXTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends on whether they have light sensors.
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muntoo wrote:
novicesmml wrote:Why couldn't the Mindstorm cross the road?
Because the brick was on the other side.
That's funny (as in "XKCD funny", not "normal person funny"). :)

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A horrible joke of mine:

Q: How many NXTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That depends on whether they have light sensors.
:lol:
Hey, actually, I thought that was pretty funny! Then again, I am VERYsusceptible to laughter. Sometimes I laugh so hard, that I make other people around me laugh.
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Q:Why'd NXT-G leave it's log?
A:Because it had to many bugs

Q:How does the nxt eat?
A:NeXT Byte Codes!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I crack myself up!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice ones Vincent. Yeah, I've come very close to purchasing John Hansen's book and learning NXC, it's only a matter of time...
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