No, I made a program that would flash the screen on/off/on/off at precise frequencies, so as to hypnotize the people watching it. Once they were in a trance it was a breeze to convince them that it was a good idea to give it to me....What, did you finally figure out how to steal one?
Actually, a friend found one for like $190 on eBay and my Dad is letting me pay for it from my savings, which I'd be getting once I turn 18 anyway (but that would be after RoboCup, and the point was to have one before RoboCup.