Why did the programmer chicken go to Dagobah?
haydenstudios wrote:A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the Bartender for a beer. So the bar tender gives the Neutron a beer. Then the Neutron asks, "How much will that be?" to which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
Two atoms bump into each other. The first atom says "I think I've lost an electron." to which the second electron replies "Are you sure?" to which the first one replies "I'm positive."
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fision chips.
Oh, just so you know, I didn't make any of these up myself. Also, this isn't entirely unlike an already existing thread. I guess this is more broad, so I guess it could pass.
No, no. Don't mind at all!mattallen37 wrote:If you don't mind a creation related joke:
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